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Delclara Nancekuke
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Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.16 11:27:00 -
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The normally quiet recruitment forum rings to the sound of high heeled boots clicking on the metal floor.
In struts the CEO of the newly formed all girl corporation 'Frisky Space Vixens'. She pulls sharply on a dog's lead she is holding releasing a pathetic wimper from the man she is dragging behind her and who tries to walk on all fours.
"Hush now Rex! I told you 14 hours isn't a long time," she pouts at him.
"Yes Mistress..." He obediantly answers then hides his face from her commanding gaze.
Stopping at the noticeboard she tears down a few old posters and places hers in a prominent place before leaving, still dragging the man behind her.
 Quote:
The Frisky Space Vixens need you!
We are a small but radiply hardening [crossed out] growing corporation formed especially for female pod pilots.
Requirements:
A sense of humour
Overies
Less than 2 million SP (we like noobs)
A willingness to shoot things
We <3 bad girls...that badder the better
A listicked kiss ends the message
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Delclara Nancekuke
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Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.17 11:08:00 -
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The holo video viewscreens on several terminals across the voids of space flicker to life briefly
A rich deep throated voice let's out a soft sigh.
If you have to ask how much sweetie then we are a luxury that you definatley cannot afford.
A musical giggle can be heard before the screen goes blank.
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Delclara Nancekuke
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Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.18 11:31:00 -
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Mail-shots are sent to a variety of recipients in all corners of the Eve universe
I simply love the innate temprement that clouds a person's judgement when they become somewhat emotional.
A few of you have bandied the slavery issue about. I've not mentioned it yet you assume the pathetic creature I had in tow was my property.
Oh dear, my sweet simpletons.
The man I named Rex was quite willing to endure what he did. Moreover he is my constant pet and at his own behest I might add. A good little pet he is too 
To the Lady Inara:
Oh sweetie! Our forms and method may vary but as to the bad name... is that not what we strive for? Rexy-baby begged me for his leash and as to the 14 hours quip, who said it was to do with me taking him for walkies?
To the Crane person:
My dry wit is a little too fishy eh? I see your family emblem emblasoned aboard your heroic vessel and know full well that it is a mighty anchor from a sailing ship of old. Also, that your first name is adoptive and that you were called William by your birth parents.
I'll let you work out the wit from there shall I?
To all the other lovely people that have made comment I bid you a fond farewell and hope that whatever God or Goddess you revere smiles down upon you.
SWALK
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Delclara Nancekuke
Gallente
Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.19 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: Myxx
"Joke well played" she said, before closing the transmission.
She gets the joke Mr Hero, dry as my humour is.
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Delclara Nancekuke
Gallente
Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.21 22:40:00 -
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Edited by: Delclara Nancekuke on 21/07/2008 22:41:24
Originally by: Inara Subaka
I must agree with this gentleman's assessment of things, there is much humor to be found in the entirety of this channel. From the laughable presentation of the first communication
The only real humour is in the way I was able to sway everyone so easily, to provoke a response so keeping my commuique alive.
For that I thank you all.
You most of all. You were too easy. Your easily risen temper and your feign distaste with my attitudes and advances in naming you as I did. Had I known it was that simple I wouldn't have tried so hard.
I crack my impuned whip in mock honour of self indulged glory.
Torpedoes indeed!
Oh dear Sweet Pea!
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